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vastderp:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Skateboard tricks at 1000 fps

he fuckin’ used a matrix move, he fuckin’ used a matrix move.

duuuuuude.

What I liked about snow white and the huntsman was that it was like Kristen Stewart was watching it for the first time too

Practicing mixing my own margaritas.

It’s… not going well.

WELP, BETTER TELL TUMBLR

lololol

"Rap and Hip-Hop isn't meaningful or complex!"

2Pac: And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from our women. Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one.
Jay-Z: Silly rappers, because we got a couple Porsches, MTV stopped by to film our fortresses. We forget the unfortunate. Sure I ponied up a mill, but I didn't give my time. So in reality I didn't give a dime, or a damn. I just put my monies in the hands of the same people that left my people stranded. Nothin' but a bandit, left them folks abandoned. Damn, that money that we gave was just a band-aid, can't say we better off than we was before.
Kanye West: Is it genocide? 'Cause I can still hear his momma cry, know the family traumatized. Shots left holes in his face, 'bout piranha-size. The old pastor closed the cold casket, and said the church ain’t got enough room for all the tombs. It’s a war going on outside we ain’t safe from, I feel the pain in my city wherever I go. 314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago.
Mos Def: When the average minimum wage is $5.15, you best believe you gotta find a new grind to get cream. The white unemployment rate, is nearly more than triple for black so frontliners got they gun in your back. Bubblin crack, jewel theft and robbery to combat poverty and end up in the global jail economy. Stiffer stipulations attached to each sentence. Budget cutbacks but increased police presence. And even if you get out of prison still livin join the other five million under state supervision. This is business, no faces just lines and statistics from your phone, your zip code, to S-S-I digits. The system break man child and women into figures. Two columns for who is, and who ain't niggaz. Numbers is hardly real and they never have feelings but you push too hard, even numbers got limits. Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret: the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics
Lupe Fiasco: I really think the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit. Just a poor excuse for you to use up all your bullets. How much money does it take to really make a full clip. 9/11 building 7 did they really pull it. And a bunch of other cover ups. Your childs future was the first to go with budget cuts. If you think that hurts then, wait here comes the uppercut. The school was garbage in the first place, thats on the up and up. Keep you at the bottom but tease you with the uppercrust. You get it then they move you so you never keeping up enough. If you turn on TV all you see’s a bunch of “what the fucks”. Dude is dating so and so blabbering bout such and such. And that aint Jersey Shore, homie thats the news. And these the same people that supposed to be telling us the truth. Limbaugh is a racist, Glenn Beck is a racist. Gaza strip was getting bombed, Obama didn’t say shit. Thats why I aint vote for him, next one either. I’ma part of the problem, my problem is I’m peaceful. And I believe in the people.

Had a bad day

I hate class… And I can’t tell anyone why.

A certain few of my classmates are just so negative and unpleasant, they make me miserable, especially the one who came right out and said she hates me even though we used to be friends.

I feel really unlikable lately. I really need to get out of here.

nymphicus:

A KEYCHAIN GIVE AWAY TO MY RAD FOLLOWERS thank you for sticking with me for so long why do you keep increasing sob i mean

have some rules/details:

There will be two winners and they will both get the whole alphabetasoup

if you’re my follower before i posted this you will also get a shitty sketch request

REBLOG/LIKE IT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. you need not follow me!

i’m willing to ship internationally

the giveaway ends july 7th please have your ask open so i can contact you about mail addresses and such. nun!

oh and here are clearer images of the keychains. They turned out a lot brighter tho

MY HEART

YOU MELTED MY HEART

wariofan63:

And they lived hapurrly ever after!

The next 5,000 pages should be this

tigerpellets:

shhhmagpie:

revolutionator:

tigercatfish:

what the hell even is a “weak British accent”

is it an American accent with hints of Englishness?

is this supposed to imply they all have fake “British accents”? Why?

I don’t understand this headcanon at all D:

this headcanon is stupid
better headcanon: jake’s voice is tom kane voicing monkey fist from kim possible

lack of specification for WHICH accent means all four have west country accents, thanks for that submitter.

my headcanon forever

in fact my headcanon is just that everybody

in the whole of homestuck

has a west country accent

you cant tell me im wrong.

Karkat would be a south Londoner for sure. Vriska would be cockney, and I like the idea of Equius having a Shefflied accent (he could be voiced by Sean Bean). Eridan would try to speak perfect Queen’s English, but his voice would be just a little too-high-pitched for anyone to take him seriously. But really as long as Nepeta has a thick Scottish brogue and Kanaya is from Dublin I’m fine. I always read Meenah’s text in Old Gregg’s voice, and I read Jake’s dialogue as C-3P0, but the rest of the Alpha Kids just seem American to me (and just a note, the majority of Texans I’ve met don’t really sound like they do on TV. I live in Texas right now and only about 1/4 of the civilians around here do).

theamazingadventuresofspider-guy:

viva-machiaveli:

suicideblonde:

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS Fits Perfectly into Quentin Tarantino’s Movie Universe and Influences the Entire Filmography

By now, most Quentin Tarantino fans are aware of the connections interlaced throughout all of his films. John Travolta’s Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction is the brother of Michael Madsen’s Vic Vega in Reservoir Dogs, Harvey Keitel’s Mr. White worked with Alabama from True Romance, the plot basis for Kill Bill is described as the synopsis for a TV series in Pulp Fiction, etc.

Now the epiphany that Eli Roth’s character of Donny Donowitz aka “The Bear Jew” in Inglourious Basterds is the father of the movie producer Lee Donowitz in True Romance has inspired a truly mind-blowing theory that the rest of the films (chronologically speaking) in Tarantino’s filmography take place in a world where [Inglorious Basterds spoiler] World War II came to an end when Adolf Hitler was brutally murdered in a movie theater by the Basterds.

This initial connection was brought up in an article on Cracked, but a poster on Reddit (via David Chen’s Twitter) has more eloquently summed up what this means for Tarantino’s movieverse:

As it turns out, Donny Donowitz, ‘The Bear Jew’, is the father of movie producer Lee Donowitz from True Romance – which means that, in Tarantino’s universe, everybody grew up learning about how a bunch of commando Jews machine gunned Hitler to death in a burning movie theater, as opposed to quietly killing himself in a bunker. Because World War 2 ended in a movie theater, everybody lends greater significance to pop culture, hence why seemingly everybody has Abed-level knowledge of movies and TV. Likewise, because America won World War 2 in one concentrated act of hyperviolent slaughter, Americans as a whole are more desensitized to that sort of thing. Hence why Butch is unfazed by killing two people, Mr. White and Mr. Pink take a pragmatic approach to killing in their line of work, Esmerelda the cab driver is obsessed with death, etc. You can extrapolate this further when you realize that Tarantino’s movies are technically two universes – he’s gone on record as saying that Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn take place in a ‘movie movie universe’; that is, they’re movies that characters from the Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, and Death Proof universe would go to see in theaters. (Kill Bill, after all, is basically Fox Force Five, right on down to Mia Wallace playing the title role.) What immediately springs to mind about Kill Bill and From Dusk ‘Til Dawn? That they’re crazy violent, even by Tarantino standards. These are the movies produced in a world where America’s crowning victory was locking a bunch of people in a movie theater and blowing it to bits – and keep in mind, Lee Donowitz, son of one of the people on the suicide mission to kill Hitler, is a very successful movie producer. Basically, it turns every Tarantino movie into alternate reality sci fi. I love it so hard.

AGREE

Woah.

HELL. YES.